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18) They do not suffer fools gladly (thus only put up with drunk Australians and Americans during Oktoberfest because we’ll pay hideous amounts of money for hideous amounts of beer). They will stare, bewildered, at thonged feet and quietly wonder if the wearer is mad.
52) Germans seem to really enjoy and crime fiction. Often their dogs catch the bus with them and sometimes their dogs even dine with them in restaurants. It is a waste of time and Germans do not like wasting time.
They don’t seem to have gotten the hang of shift work that would enable the bank to remain open for lunch. There is no part of the pig that cannot be boiled, shredded, fried, processed, mashed, diced and consumed. We collected their comments, tweets and Facebook responses, and the following is an amalgamation of some very funny observations. 80) You may also catch a German in an act of passion if you raise the topic of cars.
Germans love their cars and are very proud of their ability to make such good ones. 81) It is a good thing they have good cars and an Autobahn of terrifying speed because the Deutsche Bahn is Germany’s dirty little inefficient secret.
If you cannot say it as directly as possible, do not say it at all.
57) It saddens me to report there seems to be a higher instance of socks and sandals paired together in Germany, than in other countries.